I Don't Love My Kids

My mom told me; apprently my dad was appalled that my children did not have flannel sheets for their beds.



Really?

"She lives in Minnesota right? It's cold there, why hasn't she bought those children flannel sheets?"



My mom: "Apprently she's very self centered and doesn't love them enough."


My dad: "But she has flannel sheets for her bed? That's stupid, we're buying the children flannel sheets for Christmas."

Mom: "I already have all of their Christmas packages."

Dad: "I don't care.. she may not love them enough, but I certainly do."